QUESTIONS FROM THE FIELD
Real questions from real recruits. If yours isn't here, text us — we'll answer it and probably add it to the list.
What areas do you service?
We whoop grass on both sides of the Tennessee-Alabama state line — centered right around Ardmore. On the Alabama side that covers Athens, Elkmont, Lester, Harvest, Hazel Green, and Toney. On the Tennessee side we hit Ardmore, Dellrose, Elkton, and Taft. Not sure if you’re in range? Shoot us a text and we’ll let you know.
Who runs GrassWhoopin'?
That’d be Kevin. One guy, one truck, one mission — whoop every yard like it’s his own. No subcontractors, no crew rotations, no mystery person showing up. You text Kevin, Kevin shows up, Kevin whoops your grass. Every time.
Are you licensed and insured?
Yes. Fully insured. We take this seriously so you don’t have to worry about it. If something goes sideways on your property, you’re covered. No shortcuts on the business side — just on the grass.
What happens if it rains on my mow day?
We reschedule. Mowing wet grass is bad for the lawn and makes a mess. If your day gets rained out, we’ll bump to the next dry window — usually the next day or two. You’ll get a heads-up text so you’re never guessing.
Do I have to sign a contract?
Nope. No contracts, no commitments, no fine print. You enlist when you’re ready, you discharge whenever you want. We keep recruits by doing good work, not by locking people in.
How do I pay?
Cash, Check, Venmo, Zelle, CashApp, or Crypto — whatever’s easiest for you. Card payments coming soon! Payment is due after each visit or we can work out a monthly arrangement. Simple as it gets.
What's included in a mowing?
Mow, edge, blow. The whole yard gets cut, all the hard edges get trimmed, and we blow off the driveway, sidewalks, and porch before we roll out. You come home to a yard that looks like it got whooped — because it did.
Do you do bushes and hedges?
Sure do. Trimming, shaping, cleanup — the works. Most recruits bundle it with their regular mowing, but we’ll do it as a standalone visit too. If it’s green and overgrown, we’ll get it squared away.
Can you handle a yard that's gotten out of control?
That’s our favorite kind. No judgment — life happens and grass doesn’t wait. We’ll come in, knock it down, clean it up, and get you on a regular schedule so it doesn’t get away from you again.
Can I skip a week?
Just give us a heads-up text before your scheduled day and we’ll skip it. No fees, no drama. Fair warning though — skipping weeks in peak growing season means the next mowing is gonna be a battle. Grass doesn’t take days off.